Friday, October 12, 2007

Neither A Borrower Nor A Lender Be.

Hey, internets? Did you loan me a tie? Like a year ago? Red and black, in a stylish diagonal pattern? Because I found it in one of my suit pockets and I can't remember buying it myself. I like the tie, I guess, and maybe I did buy it. But I've worked very hard to cut down the occasions at which I have to wear neckties down to about four a year. So, I could really give a shit about it. You want it? Just identify.

On another note: Internets, did I loan you my copy of Everything is Illuminated? I realize that using my blog to track down the whereabouts of a Jonathan Safran Foer novel is just asking to be snarked out severely, but I was wondering, all the same.

Love you lots, interwebs!

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