A Quick Note To All The Purveyors Of Diamonds Who Have Purchased Radio Airtime For Their Commercials.
Dear Shaw's, Jared, et al. Oh hai. Say, do you all make diamonds that are hard enough, and long enough, to extend into my ear canal and rupture my ear drum, rendering me permanently deaf? Because y'alls radio spots are TEH SUXXORZ! KThxBai!