Thursday, January 10, 2008

The Audacity of Dopes: Nevada Caucus, Pyggie Style!

We go live to our correspondent, The Governess, reporting from Las Vegas:

I'm going by myself to Toby Keith's "I Love this Bar and Grill" for dinner. You're welcome.

also: hillary and obama are in town and no one gives a shit. they keep running the same footage on local news on a loop of her bus pulling up into a "poor Hispanic neighborhood!"

who cares when PORN STARS ARE IN TOWN AND A GUY GOT HIS THUMB REPLACED WITH HIS BIG TOE!

Thank you, Governess. Back to you, Wolf.*




*Note: AN ACTUAL FUCKING WOLF. Becuz we have teh BEST NOOZE CHANNELZ, KSUKITBAI!

2 comments:

Clayton said...

are you blogging drunk?

Bob said...

Wait - "toe thumbs"? Like from Seinfeld?

What do you feel is the best Chinese food in the N. Arl? Hunan No. 1? Or somewhere else?