Sunday, February 17, 2008

The Audacity Of Dopes: Sir Charles Speaks

Seriously. It's too bad that we have to wait until 20-- for him to run for Governor of Alabama. He already has several decades of experience boxing people out in the blocks and tossing suckers through plate-glass windows! I want him to run for the U.S. Senate! You think motherfucking John Thune or somebody is gonna stand up to him?

Dig Sir Charles announcement on CNN. I especially love the whole "fake Christians" thing. Also: Wolf Blitzer=idiot.

Barkley: In 2014, I promise you...I will run for governor of Alabama.

Blitzer: When will you run for governor of Alabama?

Barkley: 2014.

Me: Ugh...dumbass.

Can Barkley bring people together? Work past racial barriers? I recall a commercial he did years ago for Right Guard in which he leans into the camera and says, "And none of that flaky white stuff." Racial code words? Eliminationist rhetoric? No. It was the consensus of those of us who watched the commercial that "flaky white stuff" exclusively referred to Danny Ainge.'s the video:

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