Sunday, February 10, 2008

The Audacity Of Dopes: We Are All Zoolander

Hi. So yeah. Everyone is goddamned idiot. President Bush made a big deal about how he submitted a budget to Congress "electronically." It was going to save money and the environment! Except he didn't really submit it electronically...he handed Congress a laptop. Good Jesus. He probably uses a Etch-A-Sketch to send text messages. But don't go thinking that all the honey-nut flavored CHANGE that's supposed to coming is going to make a goddamned difference! Oh, no! The Democratic race looks like it's going to come down to a decision made by the superdelegates, only we learn today that apparently most of these superdelegates aren't even fucking aware of the fact that they are superdelegates. It's like the blind leading the nimrods up in here! Plus, what if Clinton starts bitching about Florida's delegates, you know what that might mean? DOING ANOTHER VOTE IN FLORIDA. I mean, Jesus.

Plus, the Redskins hired Jim Zorn today. JIM ZORN! I officially envy the dead! SERIOUSLY. LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR DEAD PEOPLE!

1 comment:

PK said...

Man. I had Jim Zorn's football card. I remember his playing days, vividly. His ascension to the head coaching spot is a chilling reminder of my own mortality. Or Snyder's hubris, I can't tell.