Thursday, March 06, 2008


Hey, country singers! Just wanted to let you know in advance that, no, I'm not gunna remember whar I wuz, when the homemade gunnysack bomb rocked Times Square and destroyed some or all of one of our bravest windows. I don't care how mournful yr pedal steel solos are! Anyway, Marion Cotillard called and told me that it was an "eenside job" - so tell America the TRUTH, Dick Cheney! Too soon for LOLs? Not soon enough for Rudy Giuliani, I guess!

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Ed said...