Thursday, March 13, 2008

The Audacity Of Dopes: Another Fucking Debate?!

I'm afraid so. Maybe even two, because Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama hate our fucking guts so much. The first debate is the one that's definite: April 16 in Philadelphia on ABC. The one that's not been agreed to is a potential CBS debate in North Carolina. Clinton hasn't agreed to participate, which is interesting - surely she won't deny Katie Couric her only shot at moderating one of these things!

Anyway, I imagine that this horrible Philadelphia debate could end up being the most substance-free debate yet, since all anyone wants to do is talk about process stories like Florida, Michigan, Ferraro, superdelegates, etc. The one saving grace could be that it's not going to be on CNN or MSNBC, where the on-air talent has long forgotten what it's like to not be pathologically enthralled with the sounds of their own voices.

Anyway, one day we'll all be dead, and these debates won't bother us in heaven.

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