Thursday, March 20, 2008

The Audacity of Dopes: She said that you gave it to her that night that you planned to go clear

Ahh. There was one journalist on today's conference call who asked for some help finding some specific information in the tens of thousands of records related to Hillary Clinton's schedule as FLOTUS. But there were others that knew precisely to what page to flip in order to give the discourse the sort of elevation we all needed.

One thing that angers me: Would it have killed Clinton to have released these records a month ago? I mean, here we are, March 20th, and I totally spaced on Stained Blue Dress Day, to say nothing of Stained Blue Dress Eve. Together, they are the classiest holidays in all of journalism, if by "classy," we mean "flooded with jizz and regret."

No comments: