- Britney Spears loses her goddamned mind: A deontological examination by Julia Allison
- Is America prepared to accept Adnan Ghalib slaking his thirst within Spears' sugar walls? And what does it mean for the Middle East peace process? Matt Yglesias is forced - probably at gunpoint - to explain
- Andrew Sullivan wrote a song for Barack Obama that is so twee it makes Belle and Sebastian sound like Motorhead. Do you want to hear it? Well, DO you?
- FROM LAST MONTH: So which religion won? Not Mike Huckabee's, that's for sure!
PLUS: OMG, OMG The Wire, Y'all!
and much, much more in this month's ATLAR!