Wednesday, April 23, 2008

The Audacity of Dopes: Slouching Toward...Wait--Guam? Seriously?

Look, so Pennsylvania failed to end anything tonight (except the Caps season! Fuck you, Flyers!) and so the contest shall wend its merry, hurtful way until probably June, when the apocalypse comes and we'll all drown in a sea of pig shit. In the meantime, we can finally leave Pennsylvania and its bitter, bitter residents behind.

But seriously. Think about it. We can do this. We can totally do this! June is really not that far off! Especially if you are planning to get as blackout drunk as me!

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