Monday, April 14, 2008

Family Dinner

"So, I was reading about how gang members are showing up as members of our armed forces in Iraq."

"Like MS-13. Yeah. I recently read something along those lines."

"Scary. Over there, they can learn how to make IUDs."

"Wait. IUDs?"

"Yeah."

"Intrauterine devices?"

"Sorry. I meant IEDs. Improvised explosive devices."

"I was gonna say."

"Though MS-13 making intrauterine devices is just as scary."

"Or improvised uterine devices."

"That's what I call my junk."

[pause]

"Oh. Nice."

1 comment:

KCinDC said...

I was looking at these Google results a few weeks back after I heard the phrase, but I was too lazy to do anything with them.