Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Possible Names For Jason Lee's Second Child

Jason Lee famously cursed his firstborn with the name Pilot Inspektor. Assuming he's likely to continue naming his children after the content of songs by Modesto, California band Grandaddy, we imagine that his second child will suffer under one of the following names:

Worship Pneumonia
Michael Barry
Street Bunny
Jed The Humanoid
Jeez Louise
Hand-Crank Transmitter

Naturally, this could be avoided if someone would advise Lee to consider whether he'd be better off starring on a show entitled "My Name Is Pilot Inspektor."

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