Sunday, April 06, 2008

"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"

Frank attempts to explain that a wormhole has caused an unstable Tangent Universe has broken off from the Primary Universe, and that, as the Living Receiver, it is up to President Bush, with the help of the Manipulated Dead to close the Tangent Universe, thus preventing its collapse, and, by extension, the end of the world. Naturally, this is well beyond President Bush's grasp, and, twenty-eight days later, the entire universe blinks out of existence. But not before Bush manages to waste all our goddamned money. Later, Justin Timberlake would lip sync to "All The Things I've Done," but that's a different story that even fewer people understood.

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