Friday, May 16, 2008

The Audacity Of Dopes: Chris Matthews Gives Dressing Down To The World's Dumbest Man

If, for some reason, you managed to miss this, you really need to take a gander at Chris Matthews disemboweling some penny-ante talk-radio douchebag named Kevin James (no relation to the comedian), who may, in fact, be the dumbest goddamn motherfucker walking the face of the Earth or any other planet. HOLY COW. The breadth and depth and scope of this man's stupidity is unreal. It is one of the Seven Blunders Of The World. He basically has no idea why Neville Chamberlain is connected to the idea of appeasement.

At one point he says that "Chamberlain's policies...the things he supports...energized and legitimized Hitler," which isn't the least bit true. Yeah, ol' Hitler was just sort of lackadaisically, going through the motions during the years that included the writing of Mein Kampf, the Reichstag Fire, the Enabling Act, the 1936 Olympics, re-occupying the Rhineland, and the Anschluss. But when Chamberlain came along, suddenly Hitler said, "Yeah! I think maybe I'll put some real vim and vigor behind this grand design of mine! Why am I being so passive?"

Also, there needs to be a law, with the full weight and force of Godwin's, that stipulates that anyone who attempts to win an argument with the statement, "Watch Pathway to 9/11"=FAIL. SO SAY WE ALL.

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