Thursday, May 01, 2008

The Prodigious Profundity of the Legendary Gatekeepers

Tony Kornheiser, best known for being one of two people entrusted with maintaining a listicle masquerading as a television show on ESPN, doesn't like the bloggers anymore than that ugly haired fuckstick who wrote Friday Night Lights. But why shouldn't Tony have that opinion? He's earned it, right?

In today's Washington Post, for instance, Tony said: "If the Celtics don't win...that would be one of the biggest upsets in the history of the NBA." You see, by his reckoning, if the Celtics - the number one seed in the Eastern Conference and generally thought of as one of the best two or three teams in the NBA - cannot beat the Atlanta Hawks - who finished below .500 and who drew the eighth seed - that would be highly notable.

Naturally, insight of this keen sort could only have occurred to a professional.

1 comment:

PK said...

That delicious, musty smell? That's credentials, baby.