The Audacity of Dopes: Clinton Concession Does Not Preclude The Possibility Of A Shitstorm At The Convention, Apparently
Political activists planning protest rallies at the upcoming Democratic Convention in Denver have their stomachs in knots over a rumor about a crowd control weapon - known as the “crap cannon” - that might be unleashed against them.
Also called “Brown Note,” it is believed to be an infrasound frequency that debilitates a person by making them defecate involuntarily.
This has only added to the appeal of my upcoming trip to the convention. I sure hope I get to see this in action, this is the sort of anti-protest device that can really make Critical Mass live up to its name. Still, I'd take this with a grain of salt, since this report more or less reads like a South Park episode recap.