Wednesday, June 25, 2008

In Which I Rout Richard Cohen In A Game Of Intellectual Jenga

I read Richard Cohen's latest masterpiece, and could only really pose my question using the words of Germantown's immortal Clutch: So tell me, Richard, when you took the Practice Scholastic Aptitude Test, did you know the answers? Or did you guess?

Wait. Don't answer that. Just sit back and watch as I demolish your entire rationale.

Oh, but I digress! You play Sorry, I play chess. Queen's pawn to E3, checkmate. GO GET SOME PERCOCETS!

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