Thursday, July 10, 2008

Carbon Offsetting With the Aristocrats!

Awww. Would you look at the adorable little shitheads of the G8, at play in their arboreal field of self-congratulation? I'm sure that veteran ranch-hand George W. Bush brought all his brush-clearing wisdom to bear on this mighty tree planting task. You can bet that Dmitry Medvedev didn't do a goddamned thing until Vladimir Putin explained it all to him. Later, they all dined on filet of komodo dragon and condor omelettes.

Anyway, hurry up and grow, little trees! Zimbabwe needs the wood for more coffins!

1 comment:

Blogs t r e t c h said...

That last line deserves some serious applause.