On this day, this is Jeff Simmermon's world. We're all just living in it. He's written the funniest shit you will read all day, and the hilarious thing (to me) is, the drink he attempts to order is the drink that Wife Of DCeiver has every single day. (But decaf...she's orthostatic.) Anyway, to Murky Coffee: y'all got a lot of shit to think about. And a barista to fire.