Over at the Washingtonian, Rusty gives DC his official kiss-off. And hey, I love the city, there are things where we are in obvious agreement. Especially about me! But more importantly, solidarity in the matter of Miss Carpentier. To this day, the decision to drop her from Wonkette baffles me. Now, Rusty is moving to Columbus, Ohio, and man, I've gotta tell you, that is one stone cold, dull-ass burg. The days are boring and the nights are lame. But! As it turns out, he's heading out there with his gf, who is a pretty stupendous person, so this is actually pretty much a no-brainer. Esperance, Rusty, and I hope the two of you hit Columbus and Burn That Motherfucker Down.