Wednesday, August 13, 2008

The Audacity of Dopes: With Her Finger And Her Thumb In The Shape Of An 'L' On Her Forehead

Apparently, nobody wants to attend the Republican National Convention in St. (Ron?) Paul this year, because they weren't kidding apparently when they decided to hijack the tag line from the anti-depressant Effexor as a way of branding themselves. All the GOP are hopeless sad-sacks, and only three of the twelve Republicans in competitive Senate races think that winging out to the home of the Larry Craig PornoPotty is in any way a good idea.

But is it really going to be all that bad? This article from The Politico, describing the various and sundry entertainment options, offers a thin clue of hope:

In Minneapolis, you might also be able to finagle tickets to events featuring Smash Mouth, LeAnn Rimes and the Beach Boys.

Clearly this means that the GOP have got their hands on a time machine, and plan to hold the convention back in 1999: a year when Bush was beginning his ascension, and the last plausible moment when anyone in America would have had to "finagle" their way into a Smash Mouth concert.

1 comment:

Effexor Prescription Medication said...

My name is Judith Haven and i would like to show you my personal experience with Effexor.

I am 37 years old. Have been on Effexor for at least 1 years now. As soon as I was on the beginning dose I could feel releave from my anxiety. My family life is so much better. My kids notice it. They applaud my for taking the side affects for a better live with them. No explosive episode any more.

I have experienced some of these side effects-
Nightsweats, I have twitches if I forget a dose.

I hope this information will be useful to others,
Judith Haven