Thursday, August 14, 2008

DCeptette: Rise of the Bots

  1. Peregrine Espresso sets to open on Capitol Hill in the old Murky Coffee space. The good news: managers who refrain from dispensing dickpunchings. The bad news: a clientele that deserves them much, much more. [City Desk]
  2. Best Byline In Life/Washington Post music critic Jay Dot Freedom Of The Lake did what needed to be done and angered fans of the Jonas Brothers by referring to Kevin Jonas as "the other one," adding that he "has the misfortune -- or, perhaps, the great fortune -- of being in a band with two guys who tend to overshadow him." Jonas fans declared comment war, lulz ensued. I have nothing to add to this, other than to say, in the interest of page views, that the Jonas Brothers music sounds like crippled goats getting anally tazed. That is all. [FishbowlDC]
  3. In other Fishbowl news, the Axis Of Flophouse continues to run this city, bringing home the Hottie Journo contest for Brian Beutler, who is, for what's it's worth, pretty goddamned pretty. But now, there's one more contest to jack. [FishbowlDC]
  4. Unabomber Theodore Kaczynski is upset about the Newseum using his secluded shack as an exhibit in the Newseum, and made his feelings known in a letter to the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco. You know what upsets me? Who the fuck is letting the Unabomber send letters to the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco? [DCist]
  5. Michael Phelps: probably the final Cylon. Just putting it out there.

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