Monday, August 11, 2008

Everything Is Seemingly Spinning Out Of Control, A Continuing Series On Impending Doom: 3 - These Bandages Cover More Than Scrapes

Via Becks:

For most everyone over the age of 5, it’s unfathomable to use a bandage purely as body art. But since the adhesive strip has been upgraded by designers like Mr. Herchcovitch or studded with Swarovski crystals, some adults have begun to view it as they would a bracelet or spray tan, as adornment.

“Even if you don’t have a cut, bandages are a great way to make a statement that doesn’t break the bank,” said Chris Bick, an owner of, which sells lip-shaped bandages. “It’s kind of like a temporary tattoo that gets you sympathy.”

Mr. Herchcovitch’s designs for the Band-Aid brand hit the shelves of Opening Ceremony in New York and Los Angeles last month. Within a week, 120 boxes sold out, at $10 each.
See? This is why terrorists, and Jesus, hate us. Everything is seemingly spinning out of control.

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