Saturday, September 27, 2008

The Holy Tango Of Accidental Alimentary Canal Closures

Earlier this year, while working at the Rorschach show at the Warehouse, my friend Gwen came by, and, as she often does, told this hilarious true-life story from her life as an actress who sometimes pretends to be a pregnant woman, so that would be doctors can perform pretend procedures on her. Now, according to the Pyggies, it would seem that one of those doctors has made to the big time in Baltimore.* THE WRONG DOCTOR.

*Naturally, I mean "the big time" relative to Baltimore.

1 comment:

the g said...

for the record? my ass has not been sewn shut.

just wanted to clarify.