Monday, September 22, 2008

Laming Brothers

So, Amanda, who frequently agrees to fun little bloggable chats on this here blog, is a fun, attractive, single woman who cooks like there's no tomorrow and can get you into many area rock shows for free and, for fuck's sake, LOVES HER SOME FOOTBALL. When did this stop adding up to being a total catch, I ask you? All week, we heard about motherfuckers who were willing to sink crazy sums of money in batshit derivatives and yet THIS is the sort of investment people are making at pitching woo to this fine friend of mine? Single men of Washington, DC, you are fucking BLOWING IT on a daily basis. Y'all are some trifling, subprime motherfuckers. That is all.

A Guy's Guide To Not Getting It On [Jezebel]

1 comment:

Blogs t r e t c h said...

Ha. You are so sweet. And I am so embarrassed. Err... Go Skins!