Friday, November 21, 2008

Running On Empty

John McCain is apparently suing singer Jackson Browne for monetary damages (That's right! Senator Seven Homes wants Jackson Browne's money!) because Browne would not let McCain use one of his songs during the campaign, and because McCain is insane.

Of course, Jackson Browne can make this lawsuit go away if he will agree to go out on a series of ten town hall debates with John McCain. For that is all John McCain ever wanted: to travel from whistlestop to whistlestop in the company of another man, like a pair of comical tramps.

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