Sunday, December 14, 2008

Nice Reflexes For A Lame Duck, Actually!

Mark Twain was slightly wrong. Though a lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes, if the truth manages to get its shoes off, odds are even they can at least tag the lie in the face.

1 comment:

errordactyl said...

Yea, Bush's reflexes seemed to be the only surprising part for me too, but I don't think my readers really understood:

Oh well, it's nice to know that at least one person on the internet figured out how to get the sand out of their vagina (you got any pointers?)