Thursday, January 08, 2009

The Audacity Of Dopes: Bleah House

So, as it turns out, the special Presidential guest who's holed up in Blair House at the behest of President Bush, turning the city topsy-turvy in order to accomodate all of the attendant security concerns as the Obamas come to Washington is former Aussie prime minister and Coalition of the Willing fucktard John Howard, that Half-Wit Dick Cheney Doppelganger of the Coriolis Effect. Matt calls the news "a great sign of what a petty, stupid, immoral man George W. Bush is." I think it's an excellent bookend to that time Bush scared the ever-loving bejeezus out of Washington, DC by shooting off fireworks in the goddamned middle of the night because he was hanging out with Mexican President Vicente Fox and WHEEEEEE LOOKIT MEEEE! I GOTS FIREWORKSES!

Anyway, the only thing that adds to the surprise is that we've only just found out now that it's John Howard who's laying up in the cut, and not somebody remotely important. I guess what I'm trying to say is that George W. Bush was a man of many Classic Dick Moves, and it's now okay for everyone to totally ding dong ditch that rinky-dink Outback numbnuts.

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