Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Secrets of the DC Blogosphere, Revealed

Not too long ago, several of the area bloggers I read with regularity began fervently promoting the idea that pineapple juice was some sort of magical cure all that could fix anything that ails you. Not naming any names, but they all seemed to be lady bloggers, with an eye on their ladybusiness. Now, thanks to American Apparel pitchwoman/hipster sex twit Sasha Grey, we can divine the true intentions behind the pinapple juice boosterism: it's a well-regarded source of flavor supplementation where "gentlemen's relish" is concerned.

Naturally, Grey was probably next in line for the Surgeon General post.

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