His poorly-vetted cabinet picks have been a mess and his foreign policy is so muddled that no one knows who the power is behind the throne – in the Middle East, is it George Mitchell? John Kerry? Hillary Clinton? Barack Obama?Seriously? You are struggling with that? Son, that shit doesn't come more unmuddled: Mitchell is the special envoy to the Middle East, John Kerry chairs the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, Hillary Clinton is the Secretary of State. That shouldn't be hard to understand. Kids jumping into Mumbai shitheaps are answering trickier questions. Is this guy saying that appointing a Secretary of State creates a muddle? Gah.
Seriously, I studiously read my Attackerman, so my foreign policy game is extra-special, hospital-corners tight, but if Spencer were just a can of sand or something*, to pour on your head, you could still accrue enough knowledge to not present yourself in the public square like this sack of ass.
*To make the obvious joke, yes, I'd fire the can of sand several times, for the sake of authenticity.