HE: Did you see this story about the intactivist rally?Happy Genital Integrity Awarness Week, everyone! Yes, yes, apparently that's a thing, now.
ME: The what, now?
HE: Intactivists. They were protesting on the Mall yesterday. They are apparently against circumcision.
HE: Yeah. Maybe you can do something about it?
ME: Well, not if the circumcision's already happened, I'm afraid.