I would posit that if the shape of punk to come is "just getting around to wondering what Ann Coulter's problem is," then punk rock is dead.
"I am concerned about the environment. I love to wear black. I think government is best when it stays out of people's lives and business as much as possible. I love punk rock. I believe in a strong national defense. I have a tattoo. I believe government should always be efficient and accountable. I have lots of gay friends. And yes, I am a Republican."
Nice tattoo, though, I'm sure.