Friday, April 24, 2009

NO. DO NOT PAY THAT MONEY BACK.

Oh, Jesus. Like Pareene said, the goddamn answer to this question is an international children's choir singing "FuuuUUUUuuuUUUUuuuck nooOOOooo..." to the tune of "Jesu, Joy Of Man's Desiring." Mark Penn obtained the still-quick flesh of Press Secretary of the Baskervilles Dana Perino as a tribute from all the Hill People who tremble at Penn's mighty, bellowing, incompetent rages. Now it's time for he and his lady-prize to scuttle back into the Sarlacc Pit, to commune with cave demons, until the moon finally explodes.

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